I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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