Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Randomize