The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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