u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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