He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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