Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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