I am spending my child support on dildos
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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