Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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