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Walk of Shame. In a state park.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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