pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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