C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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