Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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