we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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