I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
