i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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