omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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