the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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