A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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