i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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