Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize