I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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