ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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