FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
Randomize