A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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