tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Everyone says I win the strip club
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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