I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Randomize
