I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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