Whod you bang
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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