at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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