Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I just googled if crying burns calories
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I think your dad took our porno
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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