I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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