you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Randomize
