please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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