How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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