i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
