so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
he laminated a picture of his dick.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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