i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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