meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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