I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
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