I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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