oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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