do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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