I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It was a blind-side dick pic.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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