There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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