Old men and throwing up are my life now.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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