Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
is that a dick in a sweater?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
My vagina just clenched in fear
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
