but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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