Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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