ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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