break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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