its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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