Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
the liver wants what the liver wants
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
