So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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