It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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