There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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