Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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