My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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